I’m waiting for the day where EA SPORTS Madden NFL gets so realistic that your players actually get arrested during the offseason for various crimes involving drugs or physical assault, or fail drug tests during the middle of the season, AND IF WE’RE REALLY LUCKY, some players will be more prone to suddenly quit to travel the world and smoke marijuana full-time.
That’s when Madden will get 100% legit. LOL
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
An orphaned baby elephant walks through mud as tourists take pictures at the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust Nursery within Nairobi National Park, near Kenya’s capital Nairobi. Picture: REUTERS/Darrin Zammit Lupi
Have you ever checked previous NFL drafts on Wikipedia just to see what COULD have been? It’ll make you sick.